Axis Newspaper Issue 1

by **Dewster** Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:06 pm

Headlines

Lazy Administrator!
Daniel and Kenny are claiming that Ryan is a lazy administrator!!! Daniel is doing a better job as Admin than Ryan!! Ryan never logs on except for 7:30 in the morning!!! He is also marked LAST in the activity rankings!!! Ryan IS an lazy administrator. He never helps solve the problem of daniel changing the shops! Kenny has complained to Ryan but Ryan will never respond!!! WANNA KNOW WHY???? CUZ He's lazy admin.

Disasters Section

Jews vs. N a z i s
Who will win? Join now!!! Freaks are putting Jews in concentration camps so Jews like Ryan can concentrate!!! Cuz Ryan never friggin concentrates cuz he's too lazy cuz he's too fat cuz he eats so many lollipops cuz his mom buys so much cuz his mom wants him to do better at piano cuz ryan like piano cuz he's too lazy cuz he's too fat cuz he eats so many lollipops cuz his mom buys so much cuz his mom wants him to do better at piano cuz ryan like piano cuz he's too lazy cuz he's too fat cuz he eats so many lollipops cuz his mom buys so much cuz his mom wants him to do better at piano cuz ryan like piano cuz he's too lazy cuz he's too fat cuz he eats so many lollipops cuz his mom buys so much cuz his mom wants him to do better at piano cuz ryan like piano cuz he's weird.

Earthquake in Chile!!!
Today there was a massive quake in chile. It measured 3000 on the richter scale. The death toll was 1 since Ryan couldn't get out of chile cuz too fat cuz ate too many lolis. The earthquake was so large people could feel it from another dimension. The only person that didn't feel it was Ryan cuz he's so lazy as admin

Weather Section

Ninja Island Weather
Today will be a high of planck and a low of absolute zero. A huge snowstorm will come tonight it will snow as much as 3 light years amount of snow.